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Category Archives: Travel

Sailing, Sailing Over The Bounding Main

Sent out in three aimless directions.
Dear Various Factions of “Them,”
When the river flowed past my door I knew it would only be seconds before I would have to leave. I didn’t have to follow the Shaman’s advice nor did I have to follow him, but I knew, if only to be closer to vague [...]

Nothing Now

Hank Senior

L. Cohen

I have to go away for a little while, maybe a long while. After 10 years of being here I’m leaving California, the Wild West, and I have nothing to say right now. I would like to find my very own famous blue raincoat since where I’m going it actually rains.

Cornrows and Suntans

Kingston ain’t just getting her dumb-ass cracker hair braided, smoking weed (still illegal) and burning her white ass skin with a wicked suntan. It’s also dancing on the beach, top speaker cunt drops and excellent hump moves. I’ve lived in the US for a long time and one thing I know is Hella [...]

Pimpin’

Link to the Video
At 1:05 an interesting fact comes up. No matter what I think or what I know, homey’s pimpin’ into the next millennium.
Well that fuck’s what I was taught, I guess we were able to rebuild. Oops, I’ve already said too much.

How Today Feels a Little More Real, or Maybe a Little Less False.

This morning I awoke in Biloxi, Mississippi with the feeling that reality may have shifted in my sleep. Everything feels slightly pushed to the left or to the right (Fuck, what if it’s been pushed backwards or even on a Y-axis? Will I be able to keep up?). Gravel trucks are spitting tiny rocks [...]

Humid Night Air or How to Keep It Country and Catatonic While Still Keeping It From All Falling Apart

“It’s hot out yonder how’s ya’ll A/C doing?” Sentence taken from a rolling marquee in Texas.
Traveling at top speed through the Louisiana night listening to Hank Sr with the warm, humid night air pouring in the window.
A billboard promoting Hardee’s sits to the North.
I could settle down and be doing just fine, but I [...]

Don’t Mess With Texas

I think this is the Texan slogan because they are bullies. Big fat bullies. Having driven through Texas twice, it is fucking huge. A huge blunderbuss of a State. Looming, slightly ominous, yet East Texas is beautiful and no one’s given me any shit for a beard that borders on being [...]

I Am Currently Driving Across the Country

My last night in Los Angeles was rather beautiful yet self-destructive at the same time. To properly prepare for the trip I removed myself from my body, went skinny dipping and probably shouldn’t have done most of what I did especially since I had to drive the first trek. Fuck it. No [...]

Death Cab for Cutie

I have a soft spot in my heart for road-rock. Those songs that when heard, make me want to get behind the wheel and drive far away. They are sprawling. The They are marching. They are driven.
This is the video for Death Cab’s new road-rock single “I Will Possess Your Heart.” [...]

Need Juuuureee!

That means jewelry.
I purchased two new instruments today. One of which is a Jew’s Harp, the other is a melodica. It’s difficult to play the fucking Jew’s Harp with a ring in my lip. I need a stud or something.
I also wrote a new song last week. It’s a pretty little [...]