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Category Archives: Life

Now My Clothes Are Starting to Smell

Friday Evening at around 2:00AM, I find myself walking down Delancy St in the Lower East Side with a See by Chloe purse slung over my shoulder and a smaller dark blue leather handbag clutched in my palm. I also have three scarves draped around my neck. Not that it is that cold outside; I [...]

Out For This Season: Men Carrying Purses

I was in New York two weeks ago. I was in New York three days ago. I may be back next week and I kind of want to be here for Halloween. What to do, what to do?
I was NOT in jail and I WAS carrying two purses down Delancey on Friday night.
Why was [...]

Why Do Mornings?

They don’t.
taken at my Parent’s house with my iPhone before I left Los Angeles

Summer Wine

We’re almost through the first week of Fall and it’s shaping up very nicely here on the East Coast. We are experiencing light cloud cover and light to moderate rain.
Even though the Summer is over do not become discouraged, Summer Wine can still be consumed with a ferocity not seen since the Roman Empire.
Thought: [...]

Rock and Dog Lunch

Apparently my little girl, Bailey, is eating rocks in California and goes into surgery today.
What the hell is wrong with dogs?

I + (Your #)

“Your lies are fluorescent my baby-faced angel
Grow a fucking heart love.”-Elbow

Don’t put this note by your face on the pillow
Don’t put this letter in the pocket near your heart
Keep it in the bottom drawer where you hide the sex tools
I pray you always need them
I know what you have done
I know what you have done
Throwing [...]

Endless Celestial Sex

My first roommate in College was raised Mormon and he broke this down to me in a basic way. He, not surprisingly, wasn’t part of the Church anymore.
This is probably on par with what Scientologists believe. It’s THAT good.
Space the 1st Frontier and the also the last frontier.

Things That Start With B

Brooklyn
Bronx
Bands
Booze
Boston
Barney’s
Buses
Boots
I left Brooklyn yesterday and it looks like I’ll be back there in a little over a week.
I love the East Coast and I’ve got some good people out here. I feel like no one hangs out that much in Los Angeles. Maybe it’s just a little too vastly expansive, fuck I don’t [...]

See Ya Later!

I’m leaving LA in 11 hours.

I Can Read By The Moon

Who can I call at 3:18AM? Not that I have anything to talk about, but who will pick up? Why would they even pick up? People used to answer my calls in the middle of the night, especially before a cell phone could stop its ring with the push of a button.
Were [...]