This young lady, who’s name is Patty, sent me a message on a certain Social Networking site (which will remain nameless) and that message and my response are transcribed as follows for the reading pleasure of us all.
The messages are in italics
******—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..Patty..
Date: Jul 24, 2008 7:50 PM
Hi! You have a very [...]
I almost piss myself every time I watch this. Ernesto Hoost (the African-looking gentleman) has KOd about 65 people in his kickboxing career, so it’s pretty hilarious to see Japanese guys serve these punishments to him.
Outside of “Breathless,” this is one of my favorite Godard films. Every wonder how to kill time in Paris?
Run, run for your life.
Link to the Video
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Everyday this neighborhood chihuahua escapes from wherever he lives and cruises around the neighborhood. He not only loced up on Bubs before, but he also tried to loc up on me. The kid has got balls. He doesn’t really want it, but he still mean-mugs me and I don’t like it.
He has [...]
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
I still have stacks of $1 bills in two of my coat pockets because I spent the evening last week (in Portland) here:
I actually took this photo a few nights before because of the hilarity of it. I had no clue I would be dragged here again and on J Mack’s night. The clientele [...]
How to Break Into a Neighborhood of Cars or At Least A Street Full of Them
This will work better during the Holiday Season, when many people are out of town, and especially in the city, where a lot of people are forced to park in the street rather than up a driveway, but can work [...]
Friday, November 30, 2007
I thought it would be a good idea to grow out my hair & beard for the Winter months. I would maintain and manage my moustache, but leave the hair and beard unkept. Then I realized I look crazier with a shaved head and a beard. Plus my hair is unmanageable when longer, so last [...]
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
“Mad Lib for a Love Letter”
Here’s the key:
1 Name of your love
2 An emotion
3 Pet name you once used for an ex
4 Kind of animal
5 Kind of literature (poem, novella etc.)
Sign your name, send away, and wait for the sExXxY results.