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American Apparel Flea Market

Who: American Apparel and you
What: American Apparel Factory Flea Market for $5
When: Sunday July 27th, 2008 from 2PM-Midnight
Where: American Apparel Factory of Alameda & 7th (Downtown Los Angeles)
Why: Clothes, Dummy
AA Fleamarket

I Put the Anal Back in Analogous

1: Which reptilian from the Third Dimension do you want running the country?
2: Well which one is going to stop the war?
1 & 2 are at a crosswalk about the to cross the street.
1: What’s the end result? Think of it this way. Who’s going to pick up that piece of trash? Do [...]

Today

Today was probably one of the best days I’ve had in a long time. I feel really good right now. Nothing else matters. I’m going to read and then get some sleep to do something similar tomorrow.
I promise to get normal sleep.
I promise to go to the gym in the morning.
I promise [...]

News You Can Use

Alive With Pleasure

The View From Here
“Eureka!” on Mars, but the Idiocracy Fails to Respond
If you obtain news like most Americans, then last week you probably missed one of the most important discoveries in history. A discovery that answered a question humans have been asking since we got up off our knuckles, stood upright, and looked [...]

Sleep is for dreamers, man.

I should be logging my sleep hours. They make no sense and I’m always awake at the oddest of hours. Even now I feel a little tired, but I haven’t made my way to my bed yet.
Soon I’ll be lying there waiting for sleep to overtake me.
EDIT: Posted at 6:43AM

Agricultural Apes

Agape
Ag
ape
ag-abbreviation of agriculture or agricultural
ape-well, it’s a fucking ape now, isn’t it?

For Better

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Freaked Out

Yesterday I was freaked out, so I couldn’t post anything substantial. Today I feel really good and I made myself this way.
Really good indeed.

Bilderberg Group

The first rule of Bilderberg is DO NOT talk about Bilderberg.

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The second rule of Bilderberg is, “We meet in private not secret.”

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Humid Night Air or How to Keep It Country and Catatonic While Still Keeping It From All Falling Apart

“It’s hot out yonder how’s ya’ll A/C doing?” Sentence taken from a rolling marquee in Texas.
Traveling at top speed through the Louisiana night listening to Hank Sr with the warm, humid night air pouring in the window.
A billboard promoting Hardee’s sits to the North.
I could settle down and be doing just fine, but I [...]