“Their Girlfriends having a slumber party. That’s every guy’s fantasy right there.”
“Oh yeah lady? How’s this for a fantasy? I’m taking a dump, eating Cadbury eggs with a mouthful of wasabi peas, while getting my cock sucked by some girl, a giraffe is sticking his head in the window licking in my ear feverishly, my left arm is completely covered in bees, spiders are crawling through my hair, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is within arm’s length of my non-bee arm which hold’s a $100 scorpion, a pen is behind each ear, asparagus stalks are in each of my nostrils, clothespins are in my beard, a baby octopus is suctioning onto my balls while her Mother looks on approvingly.”
Their mouths stood agape.
“That’ll get me off in a couple seconds. The way you guys are looking at me right now? That is the opposite of how the Mother octopus would look.”
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And YOU, any fantasies?
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