Are you a Film Snob?
If I were to use the equations (a-b) / a=x and then (x)100=y and finally 100-y=z and solve for ‘x,’ ‘y,’ and ‘z’ (with ‘b’ being based on the below criteria from trackable movie-rentals on Netflix since August 1st, 2007-May 1st, 2008 and ‘a’ being total movies rented) roughly 77% of the films I’ve rented from Netflix are either
a) in a language other than English
b) made before 1975
c) shot in black and white
d) make no sense
or are
e) documentaries
This could mean I’m
a) an asshole
b) someone you don’t want to watch movies with
or
c) someone you might get and I might get you too
To think I was never very good at Math. Mrs. Sinibaldi would be proud.
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