Who can I call at 3:18AM? Not that I have anything to talk about, but who will pick up? Why would they even pick up? People used to answer my calls in the middle of the night, especially before a cell phone could stop its ring with the push of a button.
Were my drunken calls more important than my calls of clarity? Maybe I would saw something more worthwhile than calling the person on the other end of the phone names and then asking them how they got this number, or slur some sexist or obscene epitaph before hanging up in their sleepy ear.
Not that I am much better. I barely answer my phone when it’s daytime. Unless it’s a really odd hour like 9AM or 11AM, then maybe I would answer just to pretend that I wasn’t sleeping.

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