This young lady, who’s name is Patty, sent me a message on a certain Social Networking site (which will remain nameless) and that message and my response are transcribed as follows for the reading pleasure of us all.
The messages are in italics
******—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..Patty..
Date: Jul 24, 2008 7:50 PM
Hi! You have a very interesting profile. At least, that’s what my mom thinks.
She’d like to speak with you. So if you write back, you should contact her at
y_marie_welsh at yahoo.
She’s looking for someone to date, not for a one night stand. That doesn’t mean she’s boring, she’s just tired of being played. But if you click, she doesn’t mind bringing it to the next level. I know you’ll like her, she’s pretty and toned. Guys in bars usually hit on her more than they do me. I guess it’s because of her whole demeanor. Don’t believe me, just ask her for pics. You’ll be very delighted.
Thanks!
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I must admit this response isn’t completely mine because Alder was yelling things for me to write to her over my shoulder. I think he was drunk.
That response is as follows:
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I’ve been hip to this for five years, so I must ask why is your eye make-up so dark and why the bad perm?
K
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It’s almost been two weeks and no response. Why hasn’t she responded? Should I just e-mail her Mother and ask her for links, gifs and info? A better question is why hasn’t Patty even READ my message. I see she has logged-in recently. I also see she has no “friends” and enjoys: “Surfing, music, painting, drawing, skating, learning, any kind of sports and trying new things.”
I would also like to address the fact that this woman just told me her Mother puts out. Did I read that properly?
Either these bots are getting more complex or I may be a few days away from offending yet another stranger. I’ll add her to the list of offended chaps and dames. A list I hope someone has been keeping for me for the past however many years. I’ll fetch someone to wipe her tears.
Thanx. Bye.
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