In the fourth Quarter of the Orwellian year of Anno Domini 1984, two competing films were released. They were both science fiction tales. One had a multi-million dollar budget. A world renowned author as both director and writer. A leading actor with credits spanning the past fifteen years and it also [...]
I’m going to spend today with my Mum. Better than what I had planned. Well what I had planned did ALSO involve culture & working-out, but it also had some negative elements to my day.
On my drive home I felt inspired to write something tonight and then it left me. It was going to be one of those third person entries that people think is about me, but they aren’t. Sorry to disappoint or to lie if anyone truly believes it is about them or about me.
I [...]
Why did I learn to play the saxophone in the 90s? I missed my chance.
This was taken from Life magazine where the picture was first published in 1947. Evelyn McHale’s note read, “He is much better off without me … I wouldn’t make a good wife for anybody,” then she crossed out her own words and jumped to her death from atop the Empire State Building.
That is 102 [...]
It’s all tumbling down and all he hears is the dirty talk. The talk of hope, change, sex, and drugs.
Blowing coke up the ass of a certain political candidate can’t be the only way to make a living. We need something better for ourselves. Something more gratifying than begrudgingly tip-toeing around the [...]
1 Van
2 Friends Together
3 Body Building Trophies
4 Dollars
5 Pounds of Protein Powder
6 Pounds of Beef Jerky
7 Butler Poltergeists
Patty has been deleted from MySpace. Too bad. I wanted to send her Mother links & exchange gifs. :(
This young lady, who’s name is Patty, sent me a message on a certain Social Networking site (which will remain nameless) and that message and my response are transcribed as follows for the reading pleasure of us all.
The messages are in italics
******—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..Patty..
Date: Jul 24, 2008 7:50 PM
Hi! You have a very [...]
Cha! Good luck, seen?
Watch and emulate, especially the “Sippy cup,” and the “Jerry Springer.”