Everyday this neighborhood chihuahua escapes from wherever he lives and cruises around the neighborhood. He not only loced up on Bubs before, but he also tried to loc up on me. The kid has got balls. He doesn’t really want it, but he still mean-mugs me and I don’t like it.
He has since proceeded to shit on my lawn at least 4 times. Today we caught him just before he did the deed and scared him off.
I swear I’ll drop kick him across the street if I don’t snipe him first. He and the skunks are on my hit list. Don’t worry it’s only an air rifle.
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