I walked to the back of my house to empty the ashtray and when I turned the corner to come back to the front of the house I saw them.
They were dressed in mostly black with a little white and they were coming straight up my driveway. Instead of turning around and leaving they picked up their pace and came straight at me.
I don’t know what set they claim, but I’ve never in my life been chased by…SKUNKS! These two bastards ran at me and forced me to flee around my house to escape their spray. I’m going to start packing heat, so if anyone wants to purchase me a pellet gun it would be much appreciated.
I like this:
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