Everyday this neighborhood chihuahua escapes from wherever he lives and cruises around the neighborhood. He not only loced up on Bubs before, but he also tried to loc up on me. The kid has got balls. He doesn’t really want it, but he still mean-mugs me and I don’t like it.
He has [...]
I walked to the back of my house to empty the ashtray and when I turned the corner to come back to the front of the house I saw them.
They were dressed in mostly black with a little white and they were coming straight up my driveway. Instead of turning around and leaving they [...]
I still have stacks of $1 bills in two of my coat pockets because I spent the evening last week (in Portland) here:
I actually took this photo a few nights before because of the hilarity of it. I had no clue I would be dragged here again and on J Mack’s night. The clientele [...]
Link to the Video
Considering that this lady & I have been longing for this film since the Summer, how surprised was I when it was being offered for free OnDemand in Portland? I had to argue for 15 minutes to have it turned back on and to override the television owner’s veto. “OF COURSE I [...]
So I was stuck in the airport for four hours and a television show came on entitled “Dance Wars.” I didn’t fully catch the premise, but I think it was something to the effect of an “American Idol” except for dancing and simultaneous singing. I was shocked when I heard over my shoulder that they [...]
Uniform on a Friday night in the Burbank airport.
Juicy Couture Sweat suit
Ugg Boots
Bedazzled or pink cellphone
Designer handbag (shoulder not clutch)
She is a stripper on one of the evening flights to Vegas to dance for the weekend.
How to Break Into a Neighborhood of Cars or At Least A Street Full of Them
This will work better during the Holiday Season, when many people are out of town, and especially in the city, where a lot of people are forced to park in the street rather than up a driveway, but can work [...]