Kill Your Family

Maybe some people are unfamiliar with the beauty, nay, the perfection that is Hollywood Public Access.

Allow me to introduce you to one of its stars:

David Hart

Mr. Hart moved to Los Angeles in the late 1970s to make it as an actor, but was seen as a “square” by many of those Hollywood Liberal types. He was not always called back for work because he did not do drugs and he respected the sanctity of his body. He would not hit the casting couch with these casting directors and blow lines of coke off their cocks.

Hart has been doing Public Access here in Los Angeles for many years and can currently be seen nationwide on “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s “Adult Swim” cartoon block. He is a Christian Scientist, a UFO conspiracy theorist, a puppeteer, a suspected sex offender and probably the best entertainer anyone will ever see, in 1978 let alone in 2008.

For those whom are wondering, he is completely fucking serious. His show is for kids and his puppets are sending a message of clean Christian living. If that can’t be seen then maybe someone deserves to burn slow in Hell.

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