Sometimes I really wish my eyes were video cameras. Today they would’ve recorded drool falling out of a Senior Citizen Woman’s mouth, hitting her shoe & then landing on the floor below.
Why? Because she was looking at the condom section in the drugstore. I’m not sure if she was trying to buy or if she was just thinking, but she briskly shuffled away once I was standing there in the aisle with her.
So the next time anyone finds themselves attracted to a Grandma, go for it. Stop being a fucking punk.
Oh, but make sure to STAY OFF her lawn and DO NOT TOUCH her Petunias and DO USE lube.
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