Kill Your Family

I was riding to return some videos to the store and to drop off my best bud’s phone charger tonight. No big deal. I was minding my own business. I went over to the left lane on a one way street for turning and some woman yells to me, “You’re not a car!”

I screamed back at a high volume, “Fuck you! I have full use of the lane! You can suck my dick! I’ll kick you in your fucking head!” She drove off. I need to calm down.